- The best excuse to leave is that you need to go bird watch
2. When you have to be super secret going into a super-villain bar, always wear your superhero costume and go up to the bar and ask for orange juice with no pulp.
3. Are you a super-villain? Do you love your mustache? With face-paint, you can keep your stache.
4. You don’t need special effects, you just need to turn your camera
5. Your clothes don’t have to match as long as you have bats on them
6. Buckle Up!
7. Who needs Mary Poppins suitcase, your Mama’s purse, or that guy’s satchel when you can have Batman’s Utility Belt that has everything, the kitchen sink, shark repellent and all?
8. Label everything
9. A villain will always go after what their motif is
10. Bulters rule
11. If you are a super-villain’s goon, have your name on your shirt
I love Batman, but sometimes I just have to point out the cheese!